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Rules
1. Dont whine about getting your ass kicked
2. Dont hold grudges outside of death games
3. No Cyber..or anything sexually explicit
4. Dont just use this page for insulting people, some insults are okay, but this page is mostly for physical attacks, take your insults and gotto insult arena if you must.
5. If someone owns (kills) you, accept it. I don't want to be hearin' about your freakin 'clones' all the time. This rule is in place because people will argue in an idiotic way about who died and who didnt.
6. Don't Spam (Common Sense)
7.Keep on topic, i don't want random conversations going on here, you can send messages to eachother, this is not a junk forum.

[Dil*] is now the new owner, fear

hope this works

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a ragged samuri eyes all competiters wearily and vanishes with one word
"begin!!!!!"

[Milk and cookies]is confused."should'nt there be more people?oh well"she picks up a chair and tosses it at someone

[Milk and cookies] eats a ragged samori"nummy.needs ketchup though"

everyone is scared to chalange [Milk and cookies]?THEY SHOULD BE!

"anyone crazy enough to challange [Milk and cookies] the great??"

"Ahhhhh!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! dont kill me!! Oh, wait, crazy enough, thats me!!! and your right, it does need ketchup" picks up chair and throws at dark_and_pals [eltonandmom]

[Milk and cookies]inhails chair through nose then sneezes it back at elton."aaaaaCHOOOOOO

A wispy character enters the room and asks for a monkey. When he dicovers they are all out, he starts by flinging random objects! "FOOLS YOU HAVE NOT SOLD ME A MONKEY! NOW YOU SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE... $10 DOLLARS" The wispy person booms. "MAKE ALL CHECKS OUT TO Vampire_Soul, THANK YOU ALL FOOLISH NO VAMPIRIAN MORTAL SOUL THINGS!!"

yeah whatever.

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Brought to you, painfully by [Dil*]

hey "stop the voilence"lol

[DarkDestiny] *BLinks looks at the person who wanted a monkey and lezitates a chair and throwns it at him then laughs*
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[Dil*] *hits [adnihilo] in the face with a metal mallet and her nose stays wrinkled "mauahhaha the irony!"

[Del] catches the metal mallet with a sheet of steel before it gets to [adnihilo] and then smashes [Dil*] over the head

[Dil*] *shrugs shoulders "bah, your ruining my fun, besides how can you prevent it when it has already been done? You fool!"

[Del] deigns to not answer and hits [Dil*] with an iron pole

[Dil*] *sets [Del]'s hair on fire and pours gasoline on her

[adnihilo] douses the flames on [Del]'s head.

[Dil*] *Sighs~ "defending people now? The quality of this death game page is going down by the second with you two here" *steps on [adnihilo]'s face several times and sulks away to the wreck-room

[Doormat] crucifies [Del] on a thorn cross

[Weeman] gives [Dil*] a going away cake.

[chrius] realizes he hasn't done anything for a while, so he starts screaming "Affe!! Verprügeln Sie meinen Affen!!"

[adnihilo] follows suit "adversus solem ne loquitor!!"

[chrius] looks around for anyone that speaks german

[Dil*] *gashes [chrius]'s eyes out with a corkscrew

[chrius] looks for his eyes "What was that for!?"

[Dil*] "this is death games whatcha-ya expect?" *kicks [adnihilo] in the face

[chrius] "Can't we all just get along?"

[Dil*] "die."

[Weeman] raised his hand. "I can roughly speak German. Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen. Es tut mir leid, aber dein Hund ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat.

[chrius] looks at [Weeman] "Do you have any idea what you said? And no, my dog is not your potato salad...."

[Weeman] nodded. "Ja, ich weiss was ich habe gesprochen, gesprocht.... ummm, which one was correct?"

[Dil*] *lights a fuse

[Doormat] yells "die u nazi assfaces"

[Dil*] "working on that, [Doormat]" *building explodes scattering fiery matter in different places (and killing everyone here)

[Weeman] shakes his head. "Its just boring when somebody says 'I kill everybody' so I just ignore it now..."

[chrius] says "I'm only a quarter nazi!!"

[Dil*] *force feeds [Weeman] with gasoline and lights him on fire
*grins evilly as he explodes

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] *chops off [Weeman]'s head* "muahahahahahah..."

A seed was left when [Weeman] died and his new clone grows at amazing speed. "That's just overkill!!"

[Dil*] *stabs [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]'s eyes out with an oversized novalty plastic spork!!

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] *goes to the nearest jewelers and replaces her stolen eyes with real cat's eyes. "What's with people stealing my eyes?"

[Dil*] "dunno...ooOOoo Shiny!" *rips [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]'s eyes out of their sockets and runs away cackling madly

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] "NOT AGAIN!"

[Red_Comet] enters the arena. "This is pathetic" He presses a button on his watch. Suddenly there is a giant red robot behind him. [Red_Comet] gets in the cockpit. "Now Sazabi, Lets show them how to fight"

[Dil*] *shrugs* "pathetic? i dont think thats the word for it" *cuts off [Red_Comet]'s leg and beats him to death with it

[Red_Comet] can't die that easily! *Sazabi steps on [Dil*].* *Laughs manicially* *crunch* *crunch*

[Dil*]*grumble mumble* "damn mecha crazed freaks" *stabs [Red_Comet]'s eyes out with a plastic spoon*

[Red_Comet] has a mask on. *gets out of sazabi* "Fine I'll fight on your level" * shoots [Dil*]*

*lol "you just shot me?" *ahahaaha, [Dil*] cuts off [Red_Comet]'s head with a battle axe and puts his head on a pole

[Doormat] removes a bolt from [Red_Comet]'s robot and watches with satisfaction as it collapses on itself.

Umbraven enters arena *shouts war cry* "Pinapple" Umbraven pulls out a plastic fork. "oh you're dead now!, gahhh!"Stabs [Red_Comet] Die die! fu fu fu-evil laugh

[Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] comes in.* All right then, who wants to fight me?

[Diablojr. promptly crucifies [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves]

[Anime-Demon] grabs the crucified [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] and runs off into a broom cubord (bad spelling) and locks the door!

[Bovine220] grabs the handle of his very big sharp axe... chops the cuboard into two and slices a nice gory chunk of bloody flesh out [Anime-Demon] arm. [Anime-Demon] cowers in pain as [Bovine220] kicks him in the nuts..........gets out an hammer and repairs the cupbourd!!!!!

[Anime-Demon] grabs [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] again (much to her discust) and runs off to a big bedroom to hide.
not before handing [Bovine220] a big present with a grenade inside.

[Weeman] shouts "*boom* ha ha".
and chops up whats left of [Bovine220]

An angel appears throught the front door with a mini gun shout "i'm the angel of death ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"...........to every ones surprise it shoots them into tiny bit but misses [Anime-Demon] who's hdiding beneath the bed......angel walks up to the remains of [Bovine220] and says "HI"..........instantly his mangeled body regenerates.......[Bovine220] steals the angel of death's mini gun and shoots it......jumps o the bed an waits................................................................

[Anime-Demon] randomly pokes a big pointy thing through the bottom of the bed and stabs [Bovine220]

[Tableau Vivant] comes in the room, looks around and starts singing so that everyone will fall to the ground!!!

[Tableau Vivant] "Wha..? GRRRR don't you all like my singing?!"

[Mira Ravenheart] laughs and skips around [Tableau Vivant] 'Of course we like your singing!" she makes a face and puts on ear phones.

[drakkar] *pulls out earplugs* yeah its great encore encore *puts earplugs back in*

[Mira Ravenheart] smiles innocently and draws her twin daggers.
[drakkar] i think the rules are alive they keep growing ruuuuuun

[Dil*] they wont anymore.
[drakkar] my luck that this will not work

[Tableau Vivant] "WHAT?! why do you have earplugs?!
grrr" *he picks up fluffer the cat and throws it to [Mira Ravenheart]*

[Mira Ravenheart] "What ear plugs?" smiles innocently. "These?" she points at ear phones. "Oh, their just ear phones, I'm listening to the LOTR sound track. It is really very good." Catches the kitty and sets it down gently, then grins at [Tableau Vivant]. "Oh, Vanen, would you like to play with our dear friend here?" She smiles and summons a golden dragon. "Just be careful of his claws."

[Tableau Vivant] "what the...?" *picks up a chair and throws it to the dragon!* "ha! take that!"

[Mira Ravenheart] *laughs happily as the dragon tried to bite [Tableau Vivant]'s head off* *claps hands* "Good show!" *the chair is shattered of the dragon's claw and falls to the ground in peices*

[Tableau Vivant] "aarhg NOT MY HAIR!!!" and he picks up a bigger chair and throws it to the dragons head!

Aargh..
[dee jay] casually wlks in2 th room, avin been dancin in th rain outside, an sees th carnage. confused, he pulls out his tambourine, and bangs it loudly. evry1 turns round, sees [dee jay], n ignores him.
'damn them so much' he says, and throws th tamborine at th nearest thing, tht jus so happens 2 b th dragon.
'oh dear' he says.

[Milk and cookies] returns to kick all your sorry butts.
"who wants to go out for icecream?"
or not
[Milk and cookies] pulls out a chainsaw"hehehehehe blood everywere!"
[Cureless_Toxin]walks in, (immeadately sprayed with blood)"i think im in the right place" walks up behind [Milk and cookies] and sinks her hunting knife into the side of his neck and begins giggleing as blood begins to poole around her feet.
[::Live Life Without the F::] pops out of now where with something strapped to his chest. He then walks up to ~deaths~shado~ and gives a hug !!BOOM!! *blood every where*
[Milk and cookies]pulls knife out of her neck and stabs [Cureless_Toxin] with it before dying on the ground and taken away by paramedics
[Eglagrodion] watches the mess and takes up a bucket with soap and starts to clean...
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] shoots [Eglagrodion] in the heart with a bow and arrow. HA HA HA!!! NOW I AM THE RULER!!!
[Mira Ravenheart] grabs [The Unicorn Queen of Australia] from behind and strangles her. "I think not!"
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] spins around and punches [Mira Ravenheart] biatch
[Eglagrodion] pulls arrow aut of shoulder'' hey im the wood elve here, grabs 4 arrows
and does a triple shot followed by a new arrow at [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]
and helps [Mira Ravenheart] up.
''let's get the unicorn guy''.

[Mira Ravenheart] grins and takes arm. "Sounds good to me." She jumps to her feet and, retreaving her twin daggers, swings at [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]'s head.

[Eglagrodion] grabs longsword and swings to the neck of [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] reaches out and grabs the sword before it gets to her.
but the sword is sharp and cuts thru her hand...
[Eglagrodion] luaghs evil and maniacksly

[Doormat] beats [Eglagrodion] savagely with a dictionary,

[angebob] walks in the room and sits in a corner watching the idiots pathentically brutalizing theyre foes with such pitiful attacks, [angebob] waits for someone to attack him.
[Mira Ravenheart] sits down next to [angebob] and smiles. "hello"
[angebob] looks over at faith and says "hello, fighting no fun for you?" and he gives [Mira Ravenheart] a smile back.
[Mira Ravenheart] "I have nothing against fighting... but I'm just not in the mood" she shrugs casually.
[angebob]gives a grin to [Mira Ravenheart] and swings his sheild over his head and down onto [Mira Ravenheart]'s torso, slashing a hole into her.
[A Forgotten Dream] half smiles. "You are all powerplayers, and imature violent ones at that." Not that she minded violent. [A Forgotten Dream] catches the top[angebob]'s shield and twists it sharply, hitting [angebob] hard with the flat side followed with a cuff to the head.
[A Forgotten Dream] offers [Mira Ravenheart] her hand. "So how's the jerk?"
[angebob] pulls his short sword around from his side and slashes at [A Forgotten Dream] while coming up with his knee to hit heart's unrest's stomach.
[Doormat] promptly comes up behind [angebob] and savagely tears off his head with his teeth
[angebob] pulled a grenade out of his coat right before [Doormat] bit his head off, pulled the pin and as his dead body slumps to the floor, he drops the grenade, and it blows [Doormat] up with angebob's dead body
[Doormat] explodes with so much force his torso and trailing intestines slice [A Forgotten Dream]'s head off
[Celorfiwyn]calmly grabs his rifle (that is hidden under his clothes) walks behind diabloJr,sticks the rifle through diablos pants to a very sensitive hole then pulls the trigger,soforth diablos head blows up sky high spreading pieces off skull and brain evrywhere(luckily i got very good cleaning spells ) and stands above the results of the massacare...
[Doormat] shoves a magic wand into [Celorfiwyn]'s stomach and causes him to crap flaming diarrhea and expell his fluids from his mouth.

yumm...sounds delicious,but its not over yet,[Celorfiwyn]grabs[Doormat]from his throat sticks him sitting on a 7meters long flagpole(which by the way is sharp and covered with shatters of glass,tabasko and just for the taste...a cherry on the top)so as he sits on it ,it slowly moves twards his head causing horrible agony(remembering what the whole shit is covered with,it gives a little extra kick to it,don't you think) and the more he moves and stragles the more faster will the pole slip in his a**...oh and by the way this pole is also used as a ground connection for magic so don't even think of morphing your self out of there or anything...enjoy >8]
[Doormat] shoves [Celorfiwyn]'s magic down his throat and rips his spine out. "I always liked my ribs fresh," Diablo says as he devours [Celorfiwyn]'s body

ooff...this is getting interesting..hmm let's see[Celorfiwyn]rips's [Doormat]'s testicles(assumig he's a guy)out replaces them with hes eyes,eyes he sticks to diablo's ass...mmm must be a beatiful sight,after that Celor rips diablos lips and tongue off and sticks em' to Diablos scrotch(this is an extremely hard masturbating form hich is highly adored amongst fakirs and guru's,they're pretty much the only ones cabable of performing this without braking their back),arent you happy i taught it to you,diablo,there arent many who can do that...after this ashaming session [Celorfiwyn]takes his somewhat weird looking tools and rips diablos skin off exposing the bare nerve system to everything possible alone the wind now causes extreme pain,not to mention the chili powder Celor sprouded on him (considering this i propably should let him die)...grande finale:[Celorfiwyn] summons a giant boot which slowly crushes [Doormat] into a little pile of smashed bones and blood...see you in crematory :)

[Doormat] walks out of the boot and slashes [Celorfiwyn] with a dirty HIV infected bottle. Then he throws salt, alcohol, lemons, vinegar, and hydrolic acid on the wounds so they fester.

yikes...i can't respond now please leave a message after the 'beeb'...i g2g...but i'll be back

[Celorfiwyn]returns from the hospital somewhat broken,he gives [Diablo jr] a murderous stare and jumps straight at him,( im sorry ,but i couldn't think of a more painful revenge) and simply rapes him,sticks the antidote to his own arm and laughs hysterically,since that was the only antidote,but then he realizes what he just did and goes home ashamed...damn!

[angebob] walks in and sees a massacure where he used to fight, he looks for a severed head, finds one with long hair laying on the ground, picks up a oddly made glass covered and something else on it, sticks the head to it and starts cleaning. "resurection sucks, i always come back as the janitor" he says then walks away fealing kind f awkward after cleaning a mess like that, "i mgonna take a shower" he says to himself then leaves.

Suddenly [Amor Vincit Omnia] walks in with a huge bright shining smile that blinds everybody in the room including [angebob] and takes a bow and arrow and shoots directly into everybodys heart and they die instantly ~walks away~

"Hey [Amor Vincit Omnia] you missed me!" walks over and on bodies littered on the floor. "Talk about making a girl feel special. You could at least got me in the leg!" Punches [Amor Vincit Omnia] in the face. "But you kill everyone else and let me live! That hurt!" Jumps up wall and uses it as leverage to kick [Amor Vincit Omnia] in the head. Lands on a guy making his way up off the ground and puches him, knocking him unconcious.

[Akayume] kicks [angelbob] "ha!"

[coochycoo] loads knives into an uzi "aaaaaaargh" shoots in every direction

[angebob] wakes up to someone kicking him "bastard" he says then grabs his lag and slams [Akayume] into a wall face first.(its [angebob] not [anglebob])

[Akayume] oh whatever. (and its leg, not lag)

[IcyFollower] picks up [Akayume] and chuck's her at a wall

[IcyFollower] gravs a steal bat and hits [Akayume] upside the head!

[Akayume]*chops off link's head* idiot.

[IcyFollower]puts his head back on with duck tape

[Akayume] <.<''' *chops links body in half and hides one half somewhere*

[IcyFollower] grows lower half back then savigaly bites [Akayume]'s head off

[Akayume] *puts head back on* *sticks tongue out*

[IcyFollower] laughing while mooning [Akayume] then [IcyFollower]'s pet monkey gravs 2 uzi's and shoots at every one in the room except [IcyFollower]and then [IcyFollower] devores [Akayume]'s body

[Akayume] *comes back in spirit and takes over your body*

[IcyFollower] pukes up [Akayume]'s body

[Akayume] makes you walk into a wall numerous times.

[IcyFollower] ow.........

[Jayy Will Murder] walks in strapped with swords, sawed of shot gun, and a wand. (heehee) Points shotgun at [Akayume]s head and blows it to bunch of itsy spiders.

2005-05-28 [Tiger Shark]: lol, I know how it goes, you're afraid of me, I can see it in your eyes *regenerates the fin Redd bit off* *cackles evily from nowhere*

2005-05-28 [angebob]: regenerates his missing hand and grabbs redd by the back of the head and starts to bash his head into big body while keeping an eye for tiger to show herself again(ok, i didnt know you were female, i stopped looking at profiles a long time ago, lol), then after he beats big body to a bloody pulp, he bites reddimunds hand off and swallows it whole "an eye for an eye" he says then throws reddimund into a wall and disapears into the shaddows to look for tigershark.

2005-05-29 [Tiger Shark]: *narrowes her eyes and slips through nothingness*

2005-05-31 [Ailil Mac Mata]: *blast everyone with a flamethrower*

2005-05-31 [Big Body]: regenerstes on steals the flame trower from furry and slides in to shadows in the restroom and urinates on ts head

2005-06-01 [Tiger Shark]: O.o....>.< damn they found me *castrates BB with a rusty spoon*

2005-06-01 [deadlynight shade]: sits qietly in the corner drinking his posoin tea watching what TS dose to BB.

2005-06-01 [Wyndon]: *Grabs gattling gun*Time to die folks!*Kills*

2005-06-01 [deadlynight shade]: returns to his table and pets his red wyrm.

2005-06-01 [Wyndon]: *Eats the wyrm*

2005-06-01 [deadlynight shade]: pulls out a revolver and ask any whats two play russian rulet

2005-06-01 [Wyndon]: ME!

2005-06-01 [deadlynight shade]: points the revoler at T.H.E and pulls the trigger click,click,click, bang!!!

2005-06-01 [deadlynight shade]: I have no emotion's to hurt so go on a play with somebody else i just here to watch

2005-06-01 [deadlynight shade]: sits back in the corner and drink's his tea

2005-06-01 [Tiger Shark]: *washes off the spoon adn watches*

2005-06-01 [deadlynight shade]: grabs what left of BB and shoves it into a tea pot on the stove

2005-06-01 [deadlynight shade]: Hi Tiger Shark

2005-06-01 [deadlynight shade]: Want some tea

2005-06-01 [deadlynight shade]: pours the tea with bb remians it into a cup and hands it to tiger shark

2005-06-01 [Tiger Shark]: *grins evily* perhaps

2005-06-01 [Ailil Mac Mata]: *explodes*

2005-06-02 [Wyndon]: DIE ASSMUNCHERS!

2005-06-02 [deadlynight shade]: looks at triggerhappy elf and pionts the pistol at him and pulls the trigger"with this bullet i shall wash you of your sin's and relive the pain you have caused other's"BANG BANG BANG BANG!!

2005-06-02 [deadlynight shade]: pours TS another cup of tea

2005-06-02 [deadlynight shade]: pulls out a copy of dream catch and begins to read

2005-06-02 [deadlynight shade]: man this place is geting boring where is the real pain and sarrow all i see is a bunch of rednecks and one fine young lady.

2005-06-03 [Tiger Shark]: The randomeness just kills this place *sips tea* hmm...*drops three spoonfulls of sugar in adn stirs casually*

2005-06-04 [deadlynight shade]: tell me about it

2005-06-04 [deadlynight shade]: man already at at the end of my book;guess i'll read the tale of two cities

2005-06-04 [deadlynight shade]: sip's his tea

2005-06-04 [Big Body]: raches out of the tea pot and trys to strangle DNS with his decrepid hands

2005-06-04 [deadlynight shade]: reaches into his poket and pulls out a short sword and saws off BB hands and trow's them into the toilet and flushes rapidly intill theyy go down the drian and walk's casuly back to table and sits next to TS and drinks his tea

2005-06-04 [deadlynight shade]: man some people don't dive up

2005-06-04 [deadlynight shade]: you think that if you kill some one once they have the danm curticey to stay dead

2005-06-04 [Wyndon]: I AM A GIRL!NOT A GUY DAMMNIT!

2005-06-04 [Wyndon]: *Grabs a gun*Time for death....AND I'M NOT A GUY!

2005-06-04 [Tiger Shark]: *shrugs adn chews on a finger* people seem to go crazy when I don't die *throws an eyeball at Trigger* have a snack

2005-06-04 [Wyndon]: *Eats happily*

2005-06-04 [Tiger Shark]: *picks out some dismembered and unknown pieces* go ahead and take these too, I had a big dinner

2005-06-04 [Wyndon]: YAY!Thank you.*Eats*

2005-06-04 [Tiger Shark]: ^^ anything for a friend! Now let's go find some poor random stranger to mutilate!

2005-06-04 [Wyndon]: YEAH!

2005-06-04 [Tiger Shark]: *grins evily*

2005-06-04 [deadlynight shade]: i'll just sit hear and watch

2005-06-04 [deadlynight shade]: pulls out a razor blade and begins to cut at his arm's

2005-06-04 [deadlynight shade]: pours tea into to his cup reach for the sugar and cream

2005-06-04 [Tiger Shark]: *turns to shade* hey, only freaks with low self-esteme cut themselves

2005-06-05 [A Forgotten Dream]: *agrees with [Tiger Shark] for once*

2005-06-06 [Tiger Shark]: yes!

2005-06-06 [Maes Hughes]: hello out there!

2005-06-06 [deadlynight shade]: no i do it to see what lies within

2005-06-06 [screamo skater]: I SHALL ....SMITE THEE INTO THY ... TRASHCAN

2005-06-06 [deadlynight shade]: hay i eat out of there

2005-06-06 [deadlynight shade]: not

2005-06-06 [deadlynight shade]: stabs screamo in the neck

2005-06-06 [screamo skater]: people with low self-esteem* dont cut themselves.dont be so stereotypic whore..

2005-06-06 [screamo skater]: see i actually liked getting that stab.so dont be a douche and go away

2005-06-06 [deadlynight shade]: yes the blood is the life

2005-06-06 [screamo skater]: anywhoooooo

2005-06-07 [Tiger Shark]: hey who you calling a whore? I see no point in intently making yourself bleed. I've known too many people who've died from doing that and I find it idiotic and pointless. *hacks off screamo's head with her trusted rusty spoon*

2005-06-07 [deadlynight shade]: cutting your self and suicide by cutting main vians are two diffrent things one is just suface cuts the other cuts one of the mian vians.the scraches heal and scars appeare death is everlasting people you know problaydid it verticly and hit that vian sorry but each person has a view and personaly i dont care what people think me and my frinds do it and we could care less what people think your a nice person but way too oppinionated.

2005-06-07 [Tiger Shark]: It's just something people do that I hate..

2005-06-07 [deadlynight shade]: thank you

2005-06-07 [deadlynight shade]: hay is it me or did this seem like a chat room

2005-06-07 [Tiger Shark]: ....oh hey you're right O.o

2005-06-07 [deadlynight shade]: turns TS into a human pin cusion

2005-06-07 [deadlynight shade]: back to fighting

2005-06-07 [deadlynight shade]: just want to hear something funny

2005-06-07 [Tiger Shark]: nice *bares teeth and claws*

2005-06-07 [deadlynight shade]: baer skin rugs are better

2005-06-08 [Tiger Shark]: .....O.o...okay...either you're taunting me, or you really are that slow..

2005-06-08 [Love and Chaos]: Hey LUCY! I'M BACK! Why don't you meet my enormous friend?* Pulls a grenade launcher and blows everyone away*

2005-06-08 [tay3]: i walk out of the shodows pull out a knife and slit rednecks throut (cause personsly i hate the show I Love Lucy)*smiles at wat he acomplished*

2005-06-09 [Tiger Shark]: *dodges the grenades and hits one with a baseball bat, shooting it down red's throat* you've really got to work on your rp skills, this is just annoying

2005-06-09 [Doormat]: *Gives Redneck an alternate entrance to his face with a longbow* "That's one for the indians!"

2005-06-09 [Love and Chaos]: *Pulls out a sword after rehabilitating himself and cuts off Diablo's .....HAPPY PLACE!*hahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

2005-06-10 [Tiger Shark]: -_-; wow *hacks away at RR with a spoon* ^^ *smiles happily at the bloody shreds of what was once RR*

2005-06-10 [deadlynight shade]: takes diablos ... and suves it down RR throat

2005-06-10 [crzysinr]: smokes a cigarette

2005-06-11 [Tiger Shark]: XP disgusting habit *sneezes and tosses a bucket of gasoline on crzysinr*

2005-06-13 [angebob]: walks in the room after a week of being away and sees some interesting stuff happening, he pulls out a long sword and walks next to ts "this looks fun" he says then cuts her arms off and pursues to beat her to death with them. "sorry, just had to make use of what you wee using right"

2005-06-13 [Tiger Shark]: O.o hey you're right, that was pretty interesting*sews her arms back on and castrates angebob with a rusty spoon*

2005-06-14 [angebob]: runs around with himself being half casterated, keeping what dignity he has, he heals it and shoves the rusty spoon up ts's hole where the sun dont shine then kicks her in the stomach "im already steril, i dont need to loose them too" he says holding himself defensively.

2005-06-14 [Tiger Shark]: Hey see that was just wrong *saws off angebob's fingers, nose, toes, and ears and staples them all on backwards, then scoops out his eyes and stuffs them down into his lungs*

2005-06-14 [deadlynight shade]: walks up to Ts and pulls the tread from her arm and sews angebob mouth to his lower abdomen.

2005-06-14 [Love and Chaos]: Walks to ds after being shreded up and continues to lobb off ds's arms, legs, half a torso, and finally the Head. Then begins to throw said parts to TS to do with as is TS's will.

2005-06-15 [Tiger Shark]: hold on a sec! *fetches a baseball bat* pitch the head to me (sorry ds, just too tempting ^^)

2005-06-15 [deadlynight shade]: head comes hurtling back at RR and beins to knawl off iss man hood

2005-06-16 [Tiger Shark]: awesome

2005-06-18 [angebob]: stroles around chewing off the staples and randomly using pices of ds's body laying around to take the skin and use it as bandages to put things back on his own body to make himself as close to normal as he can "stupid tanned skin" he mumbles to himself looking at his own white skin and at ds's pieces of darker skin, then he picks up ds's head from rr and shoves him is ts's shirt, and he disapears into the shadows to get time to heal.

2005-06-19 [-Britt-]: walks in and pulls out his light saber beckoning for any challenger to dare and fight him.

2005-06-20 [Tiger Shark]: >_O *chucks ds' head* *shrugs it off* hiya Darth, unfortunatly all this isn't really organized, most people just come in here and hack other peoples' heads of >.< it gets annoying after a while. *shakes her fist at all the idiots around this stupid place* *growls* grr you all *hacks off angebob's head and sticks it in a meat grinder*

2005-06-21 [angebob]: /me runs around like a headless chicken, one of his eyeballs rolls out of the grinder and he steps on it, he picks it up and puts on his neck then falls over lifelessly, sword glowing from one last enchantment he put on it.

2005-06-21 [-Britt-]: "ok" hacks angebob's lifeless body into small chunks with the light saber. "don't want to have to fight a headless zombie." then shoves the chunks down tiger shark's throat and cuts off his legs at the knees.

2005-06-21 [-Britt-]: uses the force to bind ts's legs together with something like an invisible rope and begins to spin them like nun-chucks.

2005-06-21 [Tiger Shark]: *coughs out the eyeballs and chucks them at the wall**growls and claws the muscle from DP's legs* Damnit I'm a GIRL! for the last time you son of a motherless goat! *grabs her legs and sews them back on* and you could find something a little more original than star wars, I'm sure *turns around lightning fast and slices DP's head off with her back fins*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: the force isn't willing to let me die yet, it combines my body with my head. i stand up and toss down my light saber. "I apologize for that, didn't know you were a girl" yanks out ts's hair and starts to strangle her with it. i whisper "their might be something you didn't know about me, i don't let people cut off my head and live after doing it" waits till she goes limp "and to make sure you dont somehow come back to bite me i'll eat the body" puts on a chef hat and a bite the cook apron and drags in a grill and BBQ's ts's body. "sandwiches anyone" pops an eyeball into mouth "mmmmmmmm tastey" flips her rack of ribs and maronates it.

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *sits at a picnic table* whatcha grillin'? *pops a frenchfry into her mouth*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: you, you're part of the force now only you're spirit is there and bye the way you taste good.

2005-06-22 [David the Good]: "walks up and sits down at table " she looks like trouble

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *shrugs* can't say as I've ever tasted my self...*looks around* force? I see no force. I feel no force. And I seem to be here enough *scratches some random phrases into the table*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: "shadow_hunter want some BBQ?"

2005-06-22 [David the Good]: pulls out pandora's box and sucks Tiger Shark inside. Whispers- Everyone has a dark side.

2005-06-22 [David the Good]: sure i'll have a piece and some fries please.

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: what piece you want?

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *looks around the dark box* hmm, this could be interesting....*disappears somewhere in the box*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: well, i'll give you an arm, that ok?

2005-06-22 [David the Good]: yea that would be lovely

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *talking can be heard from Pandora's box* oh hey, chaos! long time no see! Pain and Fright how's it going? They seem to be eating me out there, so for the time being I'll just hang out here. ya know, til they all have their backs turned....

2005-06-22 [David the Good]: The one thing tiger doesn’t know is Pandora’s Box condemns the person trapped to their worst fears.

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: probibly, but it's not quite working, as I fear nothing.*sitting on a branch in a nearby tree*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: walks over to shadow hunter and beats him to death with the arm. "oh yeah, YOU STILL WANT FRYS? HOW'S THIS FOR A FRY?!!!" fries his lifeless body with force lightening.

2005-06-22 [David the Good]: and you can't just pop out for god's sake it's pandora's box.

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: that's Greek mythology. it only effects those who believe in it.

2005-06-22 [David the Good]: that the one thing about the force'over comes DARTH with lightning force and dips him the the frier and devours him" its unpredictable. eats darth. and by the way the fry was good.

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: grabs pandora's box and put's Shadow_Hunter's lifeless body in it.

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *munches on an apple*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: DAMN YOU!!! you ate me. well mister i'll give you the worst stomach ache you've ever had, mind you. and put me in the stupid box so i can fight ts

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: put my spirit in the box

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: um, I'm not in the box....*waves from the tree branch*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: if you don't i'll give you the runs for the rest of your horrible life

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: and if you want to fight me for real, none f this 'kill in one move' crap, I'd be happy to oblige.

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: kicks through Shadow_Hunter's stomach, idiot, you shouldn't have eaten me whole, walks over and chops down the tree

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: forget the stupid box

2005-06-22 [David the Good]: comes back and clenches stomach and jumps into mount doom....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: damn you're ignoring me aren't you? *jumps down and bares her claws*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: i guess Shadow_Hunter is dead

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: hits ts's hand with a hammer and breaks all of her nails

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: ...*looks at DP* think that does something? I'm not a cheerleader pink loving girly girl

2005-06-22 [David the Good]: pain

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: grabs her arm and stabs her right eye with her own broken nails "now you dont have depth perception"

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *knees DP between the legs where it hurts the most*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: "ow" falls over holding crotch *sob sob* (curses)

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *regenerates claws and blinks blood from her eye* nice try bud

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *helps DP up*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: wobbles and passes out

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *one hour later* stands up. grabs a knife and stabs her in the other eye. "ha now you got to fight blind"

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *kicks him hard in the same spot* *blinks out the blood* didn't ya learn something from the last time you tried that?

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: knocks her down and bites off her ears (tyson style) "you cant see or hear, now what you gonna do?" *pauses* "why am i talking, she can't hear."

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: you crushed them the first time, no more damage can be done

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: I can see just fine! what are you deaf?? *grabs DP's head and bangs her head against his, knocking him flat* damn I was right, guys just don't pay attention. *gets up and feels her ear-stubs* *regenerates her ears*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: ties her to a tree and practices accupuncture, good luck, it's my first time.

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *bites DP's fingers off at his attempts* suuuure

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: pulls out her tongue "damn shutup" stabs a needle into her throat

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: sews back on figers

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: bites off her toes and fingers, and makes a necklace

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *pulls up her legs and kicks DP hard in the stomach, knocking him 10 feet away* *claws through the ropes and stands on his hands with two sabers positioned on either side of his throat* you really have issues

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: stabs her forehead repetitivly with a needle

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: wow are you slow....

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: "WHY WONT YOU DIE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Arraareerroreorerggghhghlock DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: are you quite finished, oh movie posessed insolent one?

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: rips out ts's skull and eats the goodies inside

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *raises an eyebrow* it's interesting what people will think up when they're desprate enough

2005-06-22 [angebob]: 's body twitches. acid starts dripping out of it, butrning all who are too close, ts and dp first.

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: throws a tree limb at angebob "quit with the damn acid"

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *drenches angebob with gasoline to neutralize the acid then lights him on fire just for the heck of it*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: asks ts for a truce and holds out hand

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: can't say as I trust you though..*holds out her hand*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: truce, shakes hand

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *nods* and just for the record I swore I'd never be defeated by a movie groupie or a mindless idiot who can't conduct an intelligent fight

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: walks away

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *disappears*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: then begins to run

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *watches*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: hahahahahahahahahahaha, now she'll never get the antidote, hahahahahaha needles needles needles

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: comes back

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: ...*raises an eyebrow and shakes her head* say good night gracy, show's over.

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: i can't allow you to die yet, i have too much fun trying to kill you *tosses her the antidote*

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: oh yay, I feel so....hated *rolls her eyes again and walks away*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *shoots her in the back of the head* nvm i changed my mind. walks away

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *turns around like lightning and grabs the bullet out of thin air* again, nice try

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: a strong opponent, and quick to boot, Great, just my luck

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *grins and tosses the bullet back* I try my hardest

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: throws a rock and it hits her in the lower lip

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: snickers at his own childish cheap shot

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *looks down at her lip* *looks back up to DP and licks the blood away* *picks up the rock and throws it hitting him in the chin*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: flings it back and hits her in the top of the head

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: looks around bored

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *easily deflects the rock with a hit from the back of her hand* *catches it before it hits the ground and pitches it hard, hitting him square between the eyes*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: sits down and picks out some niced sized rocks

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *watches with some intrest*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *notices a trikkle of blood, stands up and tries to stone ts to death*

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *dodges the stones easily*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *watches ts dodge each one in amazement*

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *flicks a piece of dust from her shoulder* *tilts her head at DP* what?

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *grabs the many free aol discs he receives in the mail and throws them at her*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: "been looking for a use for those"

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *dodges them easily as well* they make great coasters for cups etc

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *strolls up to ts and gets right in her face and kicks her between the legs* "done tried everything else, it's worth a try"

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *shrugs* sorry, doesn't work on girls

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: "damn, was worth a try"

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: grabs ts and gives her a noogie

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: ah! *slides out of DP's grasp and rubs her head*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: lol, that always works

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: now gives ts a wedgie

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *grabs DP's bottom lip and pulls it over his head*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: ow, that's like child birth

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: gotta love Bill Cosby ^^

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: cosby?

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